““भग्वन् जी का तमाचा with coffey & paratha.” (a day trap by god)

Oh my comrade have a glance :- 

• Trap Started at 5:50 A.M. & starting location was Bus Stop (Home town).
• No Bus due to Heavy Rain.
• Arround 6:30 A.M.the moment I got some other alternate in shape of a Jeep & suddenly my Mobile rang , oh it was jst my Boss.
• Emergency situation jst stay u r home Deepika no need to come." My ears filled with Honey tonic "
• OMG it was jst undeclared official Holiday .
• Arr. 12:01 P.M.  my phone rang, again  it was my Boss :- come to Plant , that time i m enjoying  my sleep with slow 'Burrrrrr"   
• Oh god again I went to Bus Stop
• Reached chittor & suddenly heavy Rain started.
• With in 5 min Me & my Pal Sunita jst seems like “Goa riders on shore”   My clutch which is fulled with app. 5000 Bucks converted   from dry Gujrat state to Goa Marine. 
•  In same situation finally we caught our plant Bus (from City to plant).
• At a round Circle (Kapasan Road) Bus suddenly changed his gangway.
• I asked to Driver wht happened , he told Mam we r jst going to Colony not to Plant.
• Shitttttttttttttttt Immediately i made a call to my boss , sir wht is this
• My  Boss told me :-" again situation is out of control ,stay in Bust until  my next call'
• Now we are at Colony Gate &  like 'Tihar Jail"
• After 25 min i received the call , Deepika leave the Bus & go to u r hometown or u r room .
• Then I started a march from  colony gate to my Room .     
• Suddenly my  phone rang, i stared at Sky oh god but it was my mom - "  Sweety come to home after u r office."
•  No office so that immediately  I went to chittor Bus stop & caught the Bus  , on the way i again received my Boss call come to plant finally everything is normal.
• Sir i m on the way of my home  , cannot come.
• Now All my colleagues are  in Plant & i m at my hometown .
• Finally My phone batter is low.
• The moment i reached  my home at 4:15 p.M. , i got good news regarding my Cousin marriage (luv marriage)
• Now I m enjoying my tea with my kin & making next Shopping plan 4 me &  for my “Brother ki Dulhan " .

Let me Sum up :- "in short there was a sudden family gathering reg my cousin marriage & God want to me jst there 4 this he made the longest Plan of my life & finally no office & i attended same .

   That’s called ““भग्वन् जी का तमाचा with coffey & paratha.”  

Anna Hazare

कही तेरे ♥ में कही मेरे ♥ में ,
आग जो जलनी चाहिए,
आग के इस दरियां में आ जला दे ,
उन रिश्वतखोरों को,
जो मिल बाट कें खा रहे हैं ,
मेरे देश कें गरीब लोगो कीं दोलत को,
एक तरफ सोता हैं भूखा गरिब् का ,
तो एक तरफ़् बध रहा है ,
श्र्विज़् बेन्क में पैसा भारत का
क्या "रामदेव" क्या " अन्ना",
अब तो हर घर में मिलेघा सुप्पोर्त "लोक पाल बिल्ल का "
सिर्फ हंगामा खड़ा करना मेरा मकसद नहीं,
कोशिश मेरी सूरत में बदलनी चाहिए,
(•̮̮̃•̃)

Drink

Drink is the Media of Happiness, Not the Base,

So lets Drink little bit not more

Side effect of Drink :-

a)      Drink & college :-        Drink jo tum College canteen  m karoge ,

                                      Hosh m na jab tum rahoge , 

                                      Canteen ko jab tum  Bar samjoghe,

                                       kahi coffee ki jagah “Vodaka” oreder karoge,

                                       Phir tum hi jaano Bill uska kisko bharoge (Principle.)...A Bhai Drink na karo

b)      Drink & Drive :-           Drink jo karke agar tum drive p jaaoge ,

                                       tum hi ho k gaayal “Hospital” ko jaooge,

                                       waha ja k tum ‘Nurse” ko pataoge (Flirt),

                                       Or agar wo Doctor ki Girlfriend nikli to ,

                                       tum Dekh lo galat injection paoge,

                                        Doctor karega manmani ,

                                        Padegi apni Zindagi gawani………….A Bhai  Drink na karo

c)       Drink & Office party :- Drink jo tum Office Party m Karoge,

                                         free ki samaj k jo tum unlimited peeoge,

                                         Boss karega Nigrani ,

                                         padegi apni Reputation gawani Or jo tum Drink karke,

                                         Boss ko gale lagoge

                                         “Khuda” hi jaane agar use apna Dost samj k ,

                                         increment na hone ki kahani sunaoge ,

                                         dekh lo Party s hi nahi Naukri s hi nahnikale tum jaooge...A Bhai drink na karo.

d)      Drink & Marriage :-       Drink  jo tum Marriage Party m karoge

                                         Dost ki Dulhan ko apni exgirlfriend samjoge

                                         Ro ro k haal hoga tumhara bura

                                         Jo agar Dost ko bata di  kahani ,

                                         phir tum hi jaano kya hogi halat tumhari..A Bhai Drink na Karo

ZNMD 'Javed Akhtar " Poem edited by me

Happy Friend Boat day

1 Beautiful night of my life

When I gazed at sky (alone)

“God” asked to me ,

Wht u want my child &

I replied with a deep breath:-

Oh “God” only 1 “flicker Star”

Sudden “A Star” fell from Sky & “God” said to me hold it my little Dear……..

& & & & sudden my life completely changed as:-

“Colorful as like Rainbow,

 Chill as like ‘Fish” life,

Dazzling  as Sunlight,

Sudden I started feeling like as a “Butterfly”

After it I searched a suitable name 4 my “Wonderful gift from God”

 1 night I again asked to “God” abt the Name….

God replied: =This Star is u r same Boat Sailor & name is “Friend”

Friend Ship means = Friends with Boat so always remember me during "Storm" 

bcoz i luv adventures "Mountain Dew ' :)

Dard Naukri k

Dard Naukri k
“Life is  paper,
 Boss is examiner,
God is the Auditor..........

I m scooter
Weekly Off is starter..............

Saturday is beginning,
Monday is ending......

Inventory is terror,
SAP is the center,
Audit MIP is mirror.............

Mid term is hope
Annual appraisal is total loss............

In the end to Boss:- “Toda hai Dil, Bharna padega ab to Bill” (i.e. resign)

New begning , new hope , new dream after 6 months “The Earth is seriously Round yaar”……"Deepika Jadhav (address :- czppd... , in front of monitor , boss gali , ISO office , Prodution corner , Auditor mosque , pin code ;-877114200000000 for finding me plz execute "IW3M / MB5B).....................'

This Post is dedicated to all my friends who are under negative situation :-

Khuda n bande se kaha :-“Apne gumo ki yu numaish na kar,

apne naseeb ki yu aajmish na kar ,

jo tera hai tuje milega,

y roj mere dar p aake use pane ki jor aajmaish na kar”

Bande n Khuda se kaha :-“Rab m tera hoon tera hi rahoonga,

tujse juda hau tha tujme hi mil jaoonga,

yu apne banaaye p shak na kar,

m har toofan s yu haste gujar jaoonga,

yu roj roj aajmane ki taklif na kar
ab to apne man ko bahalana kam kar,
thodi to hum p raham kar."