Sunday, August 7, 2011

Drink


Drink is the Media of Happiness, Not the Base,
So lets Drink little bit not more
Side effect of Drink :-
a)      Drink & college :-        Drink jo tum College canteen  m karoge ,
                                      Hosh m na jab tum rahoge , 
                                      Canteen ko jab tum  Bar samjoghe,
                                       kahi coffee ki jagah “Vodaka” oreder karoge,
                                       Phir tum hi jaano Bill uska kisko bharoge (Principle.)...A Bhai Drink na karo
b)      Drink & Drive :-           Drink jo karke agar tum drive p jaaoge ,
                                       tum hi ho k gaayal “Hospital” ko jaooge,
                                       waha ja k tum ‘Nurse” ko pataoge (Flirt),
                                       Or agar wo Doctor ki Girlfriend nikli to ,
                                       tum Dekh lo galat injection paoge,
                                        Doctor karega manmani ,
                                        Padegi apni Zindagi gawani………….A Bhai  Drink na karo
c)       Drink & Office party :- Drink jo tum Office Party m Karoge,
                                         free ki samaj k jo tum unlimited peeoge,
                                         Boss karega Nigrani ,
                                         padegi apni Reputation gawani Or jo tum Drink karke,
                                         Boss ko gale lagoge
                                         “Khuda” hi jaane agar use apna Dost samj k ,
                                         increment na hone ki kahani sunaoge ,
                                         dekh lo Party s hi nahi Naukri s hi nahnikale tum jaooge...A Bhai drink na karo.
d)      Drink & Marriage :-       Drink  jo tum Marriage Party m karoge
                                         Dost ki Dulhan ko apni exgirlfriend samjoge
                                         Ro ro k haal hoga tumhara bura
                                         Jo agar Dost ko bata di  kahani ,
                                         phir tum hi jaano kya hogi halat tumhari..A Bhai Drink na Karo

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